DIMENSION FOUR

Planet X

Not only is the link to this site hidden, but it's broken.
So how did you get here ? A cracker, a hacker... or a sucker ?
UR Nicked. Yes - this is an undercover operation.
We were posing as furry neckpiece creators.
Collars Felt - the Inspector came up with that one.

Hay, whot's hi dueng ? Quick call the polic- yeah, call the police.
119. (For our WISEland browsers the number to call is 000).
Damn, the tails' been lost ! So it was CID's fault, Inspector. Not ours.
Thank you sir. 'Planet X' ? Is that the trendy new club where they have strippers ?
Undercover ? What a pity. Er, pleasure. Can I stop shaking your hand now, sir ?
Thanks. I'm just keeping you online for two minutes, so we can trace the call.
Super. Oh, you mean... Super-intendent Barker. It's a(n un)fair cop.

Here's the real link to... DIMENSION FOUR: THE CINEMA GENERATION.
Er, THE GATEWAY TO... THE RETURN OF THE IMPERIAL... MINTS ?
Why do you think we broke the link in the first place...?

RETURN TO SANITY (via the North Pole)