Russell Smart

Words Of Witdom

"10 Clean Mottos"

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  1. The pun is meatier than the word.

  2. Truth...Honour...Knowledge...Gentleness...Generosity.
    The five sens-ibles.

  3. Discovery is the mother of invention.
    You can't write a novel until you've found your pen.

  4. Respect the unrespected.
    Protect the unprotected.
    Select the unselected.
    R.P.S. = Revolutions Per Second - too many will make you dizzy.

  5. Substance, not image.

  6. Real good (not "feel good") television.

  7. "We", not "Me".

  8. People who miss... their calling in life... should get a timetable.

  9. Never criticse people who change horses in midstream...
    At least they had the good sense to bring a spare.

  10. I have great respect for Carrie Fisher...
    Because she has no respect for Hollywood.
    She doesn't buy into it...
    Because they sold out - long ago.



"15 Observations"

  1. Snuker - the sign of a misspelt youth.

  2. Dumb-ocracy: Government of the sheep, by the sheep, for the sheep

  3. I am a defeatist elistist.

  4. "Honi soit qui mal y pense"  TRANS:  I think therefore I damn.

  5. I am therefore I think.  Existence is NOT useless.

  6. A response to these SF names with apostrophes, Js, Qs and doubled Xs :
    "No Zeds please, we're Prettyish !!!"

  7. Just an old semantic at heart...
    "I want you here.  You want to be here with me..."
    "Yes.  But two wants don't make it right !"

  8. If a baby = "a bun in the oven" does that
    mean sperm = "Hundreds and thousands" ?

  9. Is a runaway brain... the end of the line... for social commentary ?

  10. Life's too short to groom a mushtache.

  11. Family Motto: "The World Is Not Good Enough"

  12. Life is not a bowl of... cliches.

  13. Advise to automobile owners who make it easy
    for thieves by leaving their windows partly open:
    I'd rather have a hot car... than not have a "hot" car

NO. The silent majority has "spoken"
       But then, so has Washingston...

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