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B.A.H.H.S
(Titles/theme song)
One of us is Hetero-
One's 'the same', but not
One is now Bi-sexual
One is prefixed 'not'

Two of us are female
Two of us are male
At singing we'll suck (seed)
Unless we blow... de fail

Planned Episode Titles
  1. Four Play
  2. Four For One, And None For All
  3. No Weddings, And A Few Rolls
  4. Bi, Buy
  5. A Is For...
  6. Five Down, Sum To Go


SCENE: Disneyland, Paris.
OMNE: "We're not 'friends' ! We're mouse hates !"

The creator of "B.A.A.H.S" would like to apologise
to the Disney Corporation.  It must be awful being sweet.
I tried it once and had to give it up due to being a diabetic.

The creator would also like to apologise to sheep lovers for the
unfortunate onomatopoeia employed in the programme's title.

Our solicitors would also like to apologise for parking their BMWs
and Jaguars next to my (empty) parking space.   Maybe next year...
...S CAST (It's a prefix, not newspaper gossip)
Bi.  = Nina - the Thief.  Hence the name. (Think Z-Cars' noises)
A.   = Sam - the Caterer. (Bet you thought I'd say "the cook...")
He. = Lucy - no-one's Wife. No man would dare.
Ho. = Jake - the Photographer.

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FUN FIGHT AT THE JOKY CORRAL
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THE BAD VENTURES OF MAN-MAN
Characters and situation
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THIS IS MY OHM
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DIMENSION FOUR
Past, Present, Future And...

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SAPPHIRE AND STEEL
SandS of Time

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WW21
Key To The Door

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